thunderbirds are go review type thing: the search for sense. (fat train in japan part III)

oh god how many minutes are left:

oh great homoeopathy.

oh great homoeopathy.

i’ll try to power through. i’m already 3 episodes behind.

scott climbs down onto the train and pulls out some wires…

because pulling out wires can stop computers

because pulling out wires can stop computers

but brains somehow messes this up too, because computes don’t need all those wires they’re made up of eh?

because pulling out wires can't stop computers.

because pulling out wires can’t stop computers.

then alan calls john and for a kids show they really haven’t taught us anything about this “game theory” stuff other than alan calling it “a bunch of maths”

i guess that they just thought it had a cool sounding technobabble name, like that episode of transformers where megatron takes antimatter and doesn’t get annihilated somehow.

how about a nice game of chess? no? what about sonic 2  the hedgehog?

how about a nice game of chess? no? what about sonic 2 the hedgehog?

then john hangs up on him and plays… pat a cake with the ai so he can kill it.

i'd rather play with you than pay any more attention to my younger brother for i am good at family

i’d rather play with you than pay any more attention to my younger brother for i am good at family

brains has screwed up yet again

can he get any stupider

can he get any stupider?

and then kids show happens.

the day is saved

the day is saved, of course it is.

and then hugh jackman just runs past with no real explination to why he’s in this deserted station (everyone uses mass transit my arse) and says:

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!?… japan!

and fabulous secret powers were revealed to him

we all are

i prefer to imagine worse

brains goes home and everone berates him for being so stupid

you caused this abomination of an episode. so you have to giveout the rattrap feet.

you caused this abomination of an episode.
so you have to give out the rattrap feet.

and john reveals that it isn’t the hood but him that made the AI. way to go hero.

(side note: there’s one of many subtitle errors around here. scott tells alan that “john told us” that he saved the day, which comes out as “john tell us”.

yeaaaaahNOPE!)

scott and alan then eat the evil jaffas as opposed to the pie that max as cooked in a subplot.

how does scott also know this!? HOW!?

how does scott also know this!? HOW!?

and that’s it.

that was batshit kerblonkers! it’s so mad that i have gone from using words substitutes beginning with F or the # key to just swearing out of sheer confusion.

however i think it may tie in to the next episode as the description claims that thunderbird 5 has been taken over by a rouge AI and considering that eveyone’s treating this as an unusual occurrance in this epis… hold the phone. max is a frikken AI!, and john has never said that things don’t happen when they do before specifically in this episode *cough* traffic *cough*.

on a closing note i think the editors realised how stupid this episode was so just decided to throw in this wipe transition.

i really can't think of anything to add to this.

i really can’t think of anything to add to this.

i need help after this.

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