Haikus

sentences? I end

on prepositions sir, what

will you say to it?


semicolon; why

so often overlooked? yet

vital for our code.


 

why doesn’t lord megs

just damn frikken slag starscream?

seeker unions


rock paper scissors:

which of these things doesn’t fit?

there’s cases for all


nonchalant statement

joining proposal or line

unexpected end


pinky and the brain

earth conquering is their game

this last rhyme is lame


zubat used leach life

it’s not very effective

arceus fainted


avast ye lard legs

this be cap. platypus dave:

ye’re being boarded


gaze into the gold

mirror of paper treacle,

what stares back at you?


love is like a bap;

made of wheat yeast and water…

[beat] hang on a mo!


autobots wage their

battle to slag the evil

decepticon force.

alternitively ( based on what i thought the lyrics were when i was younger)

autobots face their

present doom, slag the evil

decepticon force.


you bring a hiaku,
yet i am not that amused,
… …
and i’ve got nothing.


 

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