Letters from Pegasus, a Stargate Atlantis text review: The Lost Boys

FEATURING EVERYONE’S FAVORUTE SANE PERSON.

The Teaser:

JOHN IS SCARED OF ME? WELL THAT’S OK I’LL CAPTURE HIM, SHOW HIM MY GANG OF STONED YOKEL COMMANDOS AND DOPE HIS FRIENDS FOOD AGAINST THEIR WILL.

The Episode:

I GAVE MCKAY DRUGS, SEE I’M A CLEVER PERSON. AND I HAVE A WRAITH FARM, WOULD A CRAZY PERSON THINK TO CHAIN LIKE 8 DUDES TO THE WALL TO HARVEST THEIR JUICES? PLUS I’M GOING TO ATTACK A HIVE SHIP USING C4 I STOLE OFF THE GENII. C4 CAN BRING A HIVE SHIP. I’M SMART. I EVEN STOLE A DART TO GET ON IT, BUT JOHN HAS TO FLY IT BECAUSE ALL SPACESHIPS USE USAF CONTROL LAYOUT STANDARDS, EVEN THE TELEPATHIC ONES. THEN THEY TRIED TO TRICK ME BUT I AM TOO SMART SO WE GOT TO GO AND ATTACK THE HIVE ANYWAY. I EVEN GAVE THE TALL GUY A SWORD FOR THE ATTACK, I’M SUCH A ON THE LEVEL GUY. JOHN KILLED LIKE 3 OF MY DUDES BECAUSE “AUTOPILOT” AND WE ALL GOT LOCKED UP. JOHN RUINS EVERYTHING! AND NOW IT’S TO BE CONTINUED. THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY TIME OF TELLING YOU HOW SANE I AM.

Sora’s Log:

Doctor Elizibeth’s been pretty worried about John’s team being abducted, she seems to be in denial at the the thought of them dying… which to be fair is pretty well founded scepticism considering how hard it was when we tried to kill them. all the same they’ve recalled the Dead-a-Lass to the city. Doctor Radek and that morn guy have been looking over the gate plinth in hopes that they can find which planet john’s captors went to, and by hopes i mean they say it’ll be at around a month of searching worlds. a month i don’t have to feel awkward not knowing that guy’s name so it’s not all bad.

Final Thoughts:

the much anticipated return of crazy people hocked up on wraith juice. sadly ford’s crazy has been dialled down in favour of tenacity and denial.

The wraith sure as hell love their gothic mock bone fibreglass cockpits.

The wraith sure as hell love their Gothic mock bone fibreglass cockpits. also giant worm

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