welcome to the website of matt crane, known to logon servers as mattihase, a place where there is much nerdyness, obscure reference, opinions, made up words (but not the dreaded “selfie”) and general nonsensery.

also the home of the CHRONICLES OF THE RESTLESS webcomic.

intelligence is power, wisdom is efficiency, genius is subtlety, creativity is guidance. mere intelligence will not help you and in some cases your reputation will drag you down.“-Matt Crane 2015